i have a heart head, barber give me a heart haircut!
im huffin and puffin on rolls of spiderlings, you effed up weirdo -
im smokin some unwise shit that got me acting in a manner unbefitting of a gentleman
im smokin on the shit they found in osama's computer
day n nite, i stroke my boner and i pee inside my wife
im moving like a flatworm in mating season. hoes beware
fuck with me and i will unmake you as if you never were
your're sso pretty and handsome, and uhh uhh *gives fresh cookies*
giggling and kicking my feet rn
meemaw got the blicky
my bestfriend btw, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON
chasing my great grandfather around the yard
my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body
Someone removed the crunch from my Cap’n Crunch. I promise you all rivers of blood
addressing the rumors abt my asshole: https://youtu.be/IpR1yNytFn0
its just a harpoon you pussy, now stop crying and stand still for a second
hide your great aunt im on the prowl